“Boulevard is freakin’ as I’m comin’ up fast/I’ll be burnin’ rubber, you’ll be watching me pass.”įavorite substitutions for “Kidz Bop” including “smile” for any reference to “body” or “booty” and “dancing” for any sex act. “Boulevard is freakin’ as I’m comin’ up fast/I’ll be burnin’ rubber, you’ll be kissin’ my ass.” P!nk, “Get the Party Started” - “Kidz Bop 2 “You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt/And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt” has apparently been seen by Dad, who marched her right back up the stairs to change: “You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt/And I got that good girl faith and my favorite shirt.” The “red lip classic thing that you like” becomes “red dress classic thing that you like” because lips are bad, bad, bad. Most amusingly, Taylor goes through a makeover.
While she sings “Midnight/You come and pick me up, no headlights/A long drive/Could end in burning flames or paradise,” Kidz get: “Soon tonight/You come and pick me up, the headlights/A long drive/Could end in broken hearts or paradise.” In Swift’s love song, meanwhile, midnight is far too late to be going out with a boy, and certainly not without headlights. Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse,” for instance, remains mostly unchanged, except the name “Aphrodite” is dropped - presumably not because it’s too dirty but because it’s too sophisticated a reference. Some “Kidz Bop” alterations are puzzling. Taylor Swift in the "Shake It Off" music video. Justin’s “ ’Cause I’m missing more than just your body” becomes “ ’Cause I’m missing you and now I’m sorry.” Not a lot of work here, but it shows off one of “Kidz Bop’s” secret weapons. So many lyrics are skipped - including the entire first verse - that the kids’ version is just 2 minutes long. For songs like Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy,” you wonder why they even bothered.
#Kids bop i got 2 phones full#
The “Kidz Bop” version is a full minute shorter than Drake’s hit. “Wonder if you bendin’ over backwards for someone else”? They don’t even try. which is left a mystery.īut the most convenient way “Hotline Bling” is scrubbed is by skipping entire verses. Sure, let’s talk, as long as we don’t go over my family plan’s minutes.Īlso, while Drake’s ringing phone “can only mean one thing,” on “Kidz Bop,” “I can only say one thing”. Drake’s “You used to call me on my cellphone/Late night when you need my love” becomes the innocent “You used to call me on my cellphone/Any time you need to talk.” This ode to phone sex would seem an unlikely choice for the latest “Kidz Bop,” but they forge bravely ahead.